Night Vision Goggles turn you into Edward Cullen

These babies were on a website titled "Top 10 Things Guys Want for Christmas." Everyone knows that the number one thing on every man's list is to be turned into Edward Cullen. Well, now that dream is a reality.

Surprise your friends in a tree!

Or...tell your lady friend that you are too dangerous for her. But that you love her anyway.

Uh oh, stealth mode! Sneak up on your friends while they're sleeping and put their hands in warm water. Oh snap.

Or, watch a girl you've talked to one time sleep. She'll never even know you're there!

Smack your best friends butt while they're trying to poop in the woods at night!

I couldn't find a picture of Edward Cullen doing this, but goodness knows it happens all the time. So instead, here's a picture of Robert Pattinson looking constipated.

The best part? They're sold at Babies-R-Us.

Gotta teach 'em how to stalk good and early.